Bad Idea

Bad Idea

Word Count: 1411
Fandom: Metal Gear
Rating: Mature
Characters: Ocelot
Tags: Farting, Bodily Functions, Mild Stuffing
Summary:

"All those snakes and crocodiles and suspicious-looking mushrooms... I wouldn't eat that stuff even if you paid me!"

"It was Ocelot."

"He said he wanted to eat the same things you did."

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