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Bad Idea
Word Count: 1411
Fandom: Metal Gear
Rating: Mature
Characters: Ocelot
Tags: Farting, Bodily Functions, Mild Stuffing
Summary:
Fandom: Metal Gear
Rating: Mature
Characters: Ocelot
Tags: Farting, Bodily Functions, Mild Stuffing
Summary:
"All those snakes and crocodiles and suspicious-looking mushrooms... I wouldn't eat that stuff even if you paid me!"
"It was Ocelot."
"He said he wanted to eat the same things you did."
